Director: Sergio Lapel
Producer: Troma Team / Corndog Enterprises
Score: Bob Pence
Writer: Noel Anderson
Director of photography: Shawn Lewallen
Cast:
Summary:
Edmond (Kirk Wilson) is a distraught artist who struggels not only with inner demons tormenting his soul, but
outer demons set on destroying him. Edmond's biggest mistake was falling in love with the gorgeous painter Diana (Dawn Spinella)... who just
happens to be a vampire. Diana likes to draw nude models - while drinking their blood - and this gorrific practice sets off
a lusty relationship with Edmond. It's undead love: she claims he doesn't have a heart, and he knows she doesn't have a soul!
But when the sexy, syringe-toothed Diana decides she wants a long-term commitment (like, forever), Edmond gets cold feet. He
likes being mortal. Diana makes Edmond an offer he can't refuse: bring her models for her up-coming art show, or she'll kill
him. Now a mortal slave, Edmond loses his mind bringing doomed female objets du art to Diana until he meets Dee (Erin Smith), a homeless
prostitute that could be the key to ending this insane bloodlust. So if you have a scarf, wear it; if you have two hands, cover
your eyes; if you have a funny bone, get ready to be tickled, and remember: blood is thicker than water-color!
Our Ranking
short review:
Nice movie with an interesting sound design and some remarkable camera work. Though,
some of the scenes are a bit lame - especially the fighting sequences. And the scene where a couple, heavily engaged in sexual activity, is
jumping out of the bed with both their pants on... well, is a bit confusing, isn't it?! But overall it's an entertaining and in some way amusing
film, and one of the better Troma releases.