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Malibu Beach Vampires, The




Release date: 1991 USA
Running time: 76' (cover 96') - Source: VHS NTSC
Rating: US: R
Main Crew: Director: Francis Patrick Creighton
Producer: Peacock Films
Score: Paul McCarty
Writer: John Falotico / Jill Stewart / Francis Patrick Creighton
Director of photography: Joseph Jacobs

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Summary: Three yuppies: Col. Ollie West (Rod Sweitzer), Congressman Terry Upstart (Marcus A. Frishman) and Rev. Timmy Fakker (Francis Patrick Creighton) have secret girlfriends in a Malibu Beach house, but the girlfriends turn out to be vampires. Instead of drinking their blood they inject their victims with truth serum and wherever and whoever their victims talk to, they have to tell the truth with great comic results! Finally, our yuppies come to the conclusion that the best policy is to come clean and tell the truth.




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short review:

Trivia question: where are the vampires in this movie? Well? They are on the beach, performing silly dance numbers in their bikinis!?! Oh my god! This film was surely produced without ANY budget, which explains why they used the same scenes several times during the film. This (not at all funny) comedy may work as a campy political satire, but as a vampire movie there's much too much singing and dancing and bikinis in it.



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