Cav. Costante Nicosia Demoniaco Ovvero Dracula In Brianza, Il

AKA's:

Bite Me, Mr. Count / Dracula In Brianza / Dracula In The Provinces / Muerdame Senor Conde / Picaras Aventuras De Dracula, Las / Young Dracula

Release date:	1975 Italy
Running time:	90' (Italy: 100') - Source: VHS NTSC
Rating:	US: NR
Main Crew:	Director: Lucio Fulci (Aenigma 1987; Manhattan Baby 1982; New York Ripper 1982; The                Beyond 1981; City Of The Living Dead 1980; Zombie II 1979) Producer: Coralta Cinematografica Score: Franco Bixio / Vincenzo Tempero / Fabio Frizzi Writer: Pupi Avati / Mario Amendola / Bruno Corbucci / Lucio Fulci Director of photography: Sergio Salvati
Cast:	Use the dropdown menu to see the full cast Lando Buzzanca / Costante Nicosia Rossano Brazzi / Dr. Paluzzi Sylva Koscina / Mariu Nicosia John Steiner / Count Dragulescu Moira Orfei / Dominatrix Christa Linder / Liu Francesca Romana Coluzzi / Wanda Torsello Grazia Di Marza / Prostitute Antonio Allocca / Peppino Grazia Spadaro / Aunt Maria Franco Nebbia / Meniconi Michele Cimarosa / Salvatore Cannata Gianpaolo Rossi / Brother-in-Law Ciccio Ingrassia / Salvatore, the Sorcerer Valentina Cortese / Olghina Francetti Franca Martelli / Gia Mauro Vestri / Sperandeu Ugo Fangareggi / Battai, the Count's Servant Carlo Bagno / Head Worker Renato Malavasi / Arnaldo John Bartha / Concierge Barbara Musci / Georgia Gianfranco Bocca / Colombo Belsana Arfenone / Nicosia's Assistant Illona Staller
Summary:	The wealthy toothpaste magnate Costante Nicosia (Lando Buzzanca) goes on a business trip to Romania and spends the night with Count Dragulescu (John Steiner) in his castle. After the Count takes a bite out of him, Nicosia thinks it to have been a homosexual encounter. Upon his return home, he discovers that he has to periodically drink blood - unlike the conventional vampire, not to live, but to remain heterosexual! Compounding the troubles is the fact that his wife (Sylva Koscina) is frigid.
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