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Sexy Adventures Of Van Helsing, The
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| Release date: | 2004 USA | Running time: | 72' - Source: DVD (RC 1/NTSC) | Rating: | US: NR | ||||
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Director: Max Von Diesel Producer: E.I. Independent Cinema / Seduction Cinema Score: Michael Roszhart Writer: Bruce G. Hallenbeck / Helen Black / Clancy Fitzsimmons / Max Von Diesel / Michael Beckerman / John Bacchus Director of photography: John Paul Fedele |
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It's a battle to win the hearts, minds, bodies and souls of beautiful women everywhere when dashing and delectable monster hunter Wilhelmina Van Helsing (Erika Smith) - great granddaughter of the legendary vampire killer - must track down and destroy the nocturnal seductress Countess Dracula (Darian Caine) before her lust for female flesh spells doom for womankind. | Wilhelmina has been having the strangest dreams lately that involved naked, gorgeous women. She's even more thrown when her ancestor, Uncle Abraham (Bob MacKay) - who was sent to his grave through a fatal bite in the ass from Countess Dracula - comes to her in ghostly form and wants her to exact revenge. So she goes to the vampire's lair to put the beast to rest, but instead makes a deal with the Countess, where she agrees to find victim's for her - victims which must have virgin blood. And the only true virgins are lesbians! Note: |
- The film is essentially a longer remake of the E.I.'s film The Vampire's Seduction (1998), whith John P. Fedele as Wally Van Helsing recruiting lesbians instead. |
- Secution Cinema's favorite actress, Misty Mundae, appears in a footage scene taken from "Lord Of The G-Strings".
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